Neanderthal Lifestyle Vlog Parody

"A medium selfie-style shot filmed on a wide-angle 24mm lens. A hyperrealistic Neanderthal—broad, muscular, with thick brow and tangled hair—holds a rugged, stone-like vlogging camera at arm’s length, trying his best to imitate modern influencer energy. The handheld frame wobbles slightly as he lumbers forward into a smoky, torch-lit cave. “And this... is the sleeping corner!” he grunts proudly, gesturing to a raised bed of furs and mammoth bones arranged like a throne. He pans the camera to show hand-carved cave paintings glowing in the flicker of firelight. “Custom decor. Very exclusive,” he adds with a crooked, confident smirk. The lighting is warm and raw—torches in stone sconces cast dancing shadows on rough cave walls. The Neanderthal tries to wink awkwardly, mimicking a YouTuber outro. Hints of primitive luxury meet dry comedy, in a darkly hilarious parody of lifestyle vlogs. Shot in hyperrealistic cinematic style, 4K."