Martian Tourist Interview Madrid

"POV iPhone video continues in the streets of Madrid. The man interviews the Martian tourist, asking “So, how do you like Madrid so far?” The alien responds in a glitchy, robotic English accent: “The churros are superior. Humans… confusing but friendly.” He blinks slowly, then pulls out a souvenir keychain and says “I bought this… for research.” People nearby react with laughter and disbelief. The alien speaks calmly but awkwardly, pausing as if processing language. His sunglasses keep sliding down his nose. The camera captures spontaneous crowd reactions, casual close-ups, and ambient street sounds — creating a surreal yet believable moment."